First verse of くそくらえ節 (Kusokurae‑bushi) by Nobuyasu Okabayashi, performed in Happyend (2024)
The sound of people excitedly eating and drinking and talking about protest in a small & warmly-lit room, while a joyous/tipsy man quietly sings the first verse of "Kusokare-bushi" (The Eat Shit Song), which goes: "Aru hi gakkō no sensei ga / seito no mae de sekkyōshita / tesuto de hyaku ten tora hen to / rippana hito ni wa nare ma hen" (One day, a teacher at school / he preached in front of his students / if you don't get 100 on your test / you can't be a respectable person).
The singer gets everyone's attention, and they all clap and sing "Kuso kura ettara shinjimae, kuso kura ettara shinjimae" (eat shit and die, eat shit and die). The singer finishes with "Konoyo de ichiban erai no wa denshi keisanki" (the most important person in the world is a computer). Everyone cheerfully applauds.
Full Lyrics (Japanese transliteration)
Seito no mae de sekkyōshita
Tesuto de hyaku ten tora hen to
Rippana hito ni wa nare ma hen
Kuso kura ettara shinjimae
Kuso kura ettara shinjimae
Konoyo de ichiban erai no wa
Denshi keisanki
Aru hi majimena oyaji san
Musuko o yonde kō itta
Shigoto no koto dake kangaete
Mainichi sesseto hataraite chōdai yo
Kuso kura ettara shinjimae
Kuso kura ettara shinjimae
Monku mo iwazu ni sesse to hataraku
Kikai no bubunhin
Aru hi kaisha no shachō han
Shain o atsumete kunjishita
Kimitachi watasu o hanarete wa
Manzu ikite wa yukenai minouesa
Kuso kura ettara shinjimae
Kuso kura ettara shinjimae
Kane de kawareta dorei da keredo
Kokoro wa ore no mono
Aru hi seijika shenshei ga
Dekkai tsurashite kō itta
Kimitachi majime ni benkyōshite
Atashi no yō ni naru n da yo
Kuso kura ettara shinjimae
Kuso kura ettara shinjimae
Zeikin choromaka shite nigō o motsu nado
Oira mo yaritai na a
Aru hi seinaru shūkyōka
Shinja no mae de o sekkyō
Konoyo de gaman o shiteireba
Kitto tengoku ike masse
Uso kokuna kono yarō
Kokyagatta na kono yarō
Mitekita yōna uso o koku na yo
Seinaru kami no shisha
Aru hi seifu no oeragata
Shinbun kisha ni happyōshita
Seigi to jiyū o mamoru tame
Sensōshinaku chanaranai to
Uso kokuna kono yarō
Kokyagatta na kono yarō
Omahanra ga mōkeru tameni
Watera o korosu no ke
Aru hi Soren no oeragata
Cheko no mondai de kō itta
Nakama no kiken o sukuu tame
Shinnyūshita no yo yurushite ne
Uso kokuna kono yarō
Kokyagatta na kono yarō
Cheko wa nani ni mo iwanai keredomo
Kimochi wa yoku wakaru
Aru hi Amerika no oeragata
Cheko no mondai de kō itta
Sora mita koto ka osoroshii
Kyōsan shugi wa akimahen de
Uso kokuna kono yarō
Kokyagatta na kono yarō
Sōiu koto wa Betonamu shinryaku
Yamete kara nukashi ya gare
Aru hi o erai shōsetsuka
Senkyo ni tatte kō itta
Sheinen no kuni o tsukuru tame
Atasha bungaku suteta no yo
Amaeru na kono yarō
Amattareru na kono yarō
Otōto tsurete senkyo o yaru nazo
Jijii no yaru koto da
Aru hi shiwakucha jiichan ga
Wakamono yonde kō itta
Tennōheika wa kamisama ja
Omaera taido ga nacchoran
Uso kokuna kono yarō
Kokyagatta na kono yarō
Tennō sama mo toire ni haireba
Kami ni tayotteru
Full Lyrics (English translation)
One day, a teacher at school
He preached in front of his students
If you don't get 100 on your test
You can't be a respectable person
Eat shit and die!
Eat shit and die!
The most important person in the world
Is a computer
One day, a serious father
Called his son and said
"Think only about working
Work diligently everyday"
Eat shit and die!
Eat shit and die!
What works diligently without complaints
Are the parts of a machine
One day, the director of a company
Gathered his employees and ordered
"If you abandon your efforts
You can't live like a boss"
Eat shit and die!
Eat shit and die!
Slaves are bought with money
But my heart is mine
One day, a politician
Being arrogant said
"Study seriously
And you'll become like me"
Eat shit and die!
Eat shit and die!
Having two names and making off with taxes
Is something I want to do too
One day, a holy religious leader
Gave a sermon to his believers
"If you are patient in this world
Surely you can go to heaven"
Don't lie you son of a bitch!
You said it, son of a bitch!
Don't lie as if you were pretending
You holy messenger of God
One day, a government higher up
Announced to the news reporters
"To protect freedom and justice
We must not make war"
Don't lie you son of a bitch!
You said it, son of a bitch!
For you to benefit
You kill us
One day, a Soviet higher up
About the issues in Czechoslovakia said
"To save our comrades of the danger
Forgive us for invading you"
Don't lie you son of a bitch!
You said it, son of a bitch!
Czechoslovakia says nothing
But they know well your feelings
One day, an American higher up
About the issues in Czechoslovakia said
"What I saw was terrible
Communism is unacceptable"
Don't lie you son of a bitch!
You said it, son of a bitch!
Stop invading Vietnam
And don't come back anymore
One day, a great novelist
Being at an election said
"To make a country of young
I abandoned literature"
Don't play the spoiled, you son of a bitch!
Don't play the spoiled, you son of a bitch!
Don't choose to follow the young
That's what geezers do
One day, a wrinkled old man
Called the young people and said
"Our majesty is God
Your attitude is unacceptable"
Don't lie you son of a bitch!
You said it, son of a bitch!
When the emperor goes to the toilet
He asks God for help